I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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