The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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