My hand turned me down
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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