yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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