i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She bit a glass in half.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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