i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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