Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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