idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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