Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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