I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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