Got a toothbrush?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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