no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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