I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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