We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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