so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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