I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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