I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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