i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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