He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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