READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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