I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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