this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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