Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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