Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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