CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Randomize
