Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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