like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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