Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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