If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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