is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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