Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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