remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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