So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Alive.
So much puke
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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