Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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