she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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