Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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