Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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