Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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