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  I want leopard sheets

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  haha sexcapades

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  thats the plan

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!

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  I THINK I SHARTED

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.

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