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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.

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• (310): View more from California

  If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.

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• (650): View more from California

  Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.

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• (315): View more from New York

  sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off

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• (518): View more from New York

  We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo

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• (509): View more from Washington

  And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me

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