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  This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle

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  Since when is drunk an angle?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy

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• (845): View more from New York

  Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed

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• (914): View more from New York

  Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.

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