This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.