My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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