I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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