I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
