My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I am one with the molecules
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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