This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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