I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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