i barfeds in our rink
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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