I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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