i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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