His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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