It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
