just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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