no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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