when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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