belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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