Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I am naked and annoyed.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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