There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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