no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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