How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe