so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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