think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
high people should be assigned attendants
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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