if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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